Where do I sit?

Cohort D had about 32.3 panic attacks today because no one knew where to sit. At Wharton, you see, we must sit according to a seating chart, and every class has a different chart, and few of the charts were available online for us over-achievers to study before the day began. This resulted in some pretty impressive faux pas. Some sat on the wrong side of the room. Others who found themselves placed to the far left or right sprained eyeballs attempting to view powerpoint projections from a 6-degree angle, and untold millions were so worked up by not knowing where to park their keesters they forgot their name plates and were forced to create crude etchings as replacements.

But tomorrow is another day (with still more seating charts). Buck up, Cohort D. You can do it!

ps - Our condolences go out to the members of Cohort D who purchased their iPhones at full price. Still, you were cooler than the rest of us for 2 months. Hope it was worth the extra $200.